Welcome to the Home of Creepy Cute

Where texture lies and everything’s a little off. Our creations may look stitched, knitted, or freshly exhumed — but don’t be fooled. Every piece is 3D printed with obsessive detail and unapologetic weirdness.

We specialize in the kind of cute that makes people uncomfortable. Some are stitched. Some are knitted. Some wiggle when they shouldn’t. All are rigid, collectible, and ready to haunt your shelf.

Whether you’re drawn to cozy-looking creatures, suspiciously cheerful corpses, or decor that whispers “don’t put me near the good china,” you’ll find something here that feels wrong in all the right ways.

Start Haunting Your Shelf

Meet the Weirdos

The Weird Stuff We’re Proud Of

These are the ones that wiggle, grin, and whisper “take me home.” Our featured familiars are ready to haunt your shelf and charm your guests.

1 7
View all

Freshly Summoned Oddities

New Arrival

The Twins Are Watching

They arrive as a pair - stitched, rigid, unnervingly quiet, and a shared talent for making guests uncomfortable. Shelf-ready and silently judging.





Summon the Pair
The Krinch | Cute Knitted Christmas Figurine with Articulated Head - Impishly Yours

Seasonal Drop

Meet The Krinch — Festive, Knitted, and Slightly Cursed

A knit-textured holiday oddity with a stitched grin and a head that spins. The Krinch blends festive cheer with unsettling charm — ready to haunt your shelf this season.

Adopt The Krinch

Freshly Summoned

Bubu Monster Uncoils

Segmented like a serpent, mischievous like a gremlin. This articulated oddity slinks across shelves in dragon-like fashion — twisting, posing, and unsettling everything in its path.

Unleash the Bubu